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2021.09.24 05:10 Minimum-Ground-3466 [haiku] nice save

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2021.09.24 05:10 shtty_analogy You’re about to go 0-3

If you love fantasy football more than you should, similar to all-dressed potato chips, and if you pour your heart into this game but suffered some crippling injuries that your friends simply just don’t understand, below are some pointers to help you navigate the rest of your season.
First of all your friends are going to take a bath in your self-loathing. You shouldn’t have been gloating about drafting in the top 3, you’re probably a piece of shit in their eyes and this is payback now. They’re coming for your head and offering you a plethora of bad trades now. You need to panic and think of some ways to get back at your friends when you can finally field a competitive team next year
Get cute:
This is the appropriate time to look at everyone’s rosters and either inundate them with shitty offers, or find the weakest player and pressure him into sewering his team. Chances are you are the weakest player though, and any trade that you make you’re probably coming out on the wrong end. Maybe you should start stashing your league mates handcuffs
Stress out, fantasy football isn’t for having fun:
Fun is reserved for rollerblading, walks with your partner and whatever other activities your lame ass does on a Friday night. We all know fantasy football isn’t for the faint of heart and that when your team shits the bed you don’t sleep until maybe Tuesday night. This is when relationships get tested and when your gf will see your true colours and probably break up with you. Also be sure to be short with your friends in your group texts and make them question whether or not they want to invite you back next year. Also if you need any counselling, make sure you come to /fantasyfootball for sound advice
TL;DR This is eventuality settling in. You were never going to win Edit: Didn’t realize all-dress chips was a Canadian thing. The US is literally the land of choice (except in politics), how the hell have you guys not tried these?!
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2021.09.24 05:10 TheTurtleIsFast I wrote a little story, looking for an honest review... In loving memory of Uncle Joe

My mother left me when i was 3 years old, never understood why, but as time went by i thought it was for the better. And it was all going well, at least for two years. My dad died when i was 5 years old, too much alcohol, the old man loved to drink, i remember it clearly to this day, my grandparents and my uncle sitting in our living room they were debating over who should i stay with. My grandparents said ''We are too old, it's not that we don't want him but if one of us passes away we don't want to add additional pressure to the boy''. So i guess, my uncle was a natural choice.

My uncle Joe was a taxi driver, but most of the time he was at home, and on top of that he was a book lover, the best part of my growing up was reading books with uncle Joe all the words that we have read together will be glued to my heart until it beats. He was a father figure for me, i swear i loved him more than my actual father, he was a wonderful human being. Then as time went by the boy grew and grew and got older, i was entering the rebellious teenage years, uncle Joe was scared for me, you know drugs, alcohol, fast cars and all that teenage crap, he knew what i was going into, so one day he wanted to chat with me. " Young man" he said, " i know things will get rough for you from now, there will be a lot of girls, there will be bad and good guys, drugs, parties etc... BUT YOU MUST PROMISE ME SOMETHING" his angry and emotional voice echoed through the house, i got scared and with a low voice i said " What's that Uncle Joe?", " YOU WON'T TRY ANY KIND OF ALCOHOL AND IF YOU DO, FORGET ABOUT ME...", i think he thought of his brother, we've made a deal straight away.

As the teenage years went past everything went according to plan, and then at 8 am on a Monday morning, a phone ranged and it was my uncle's phone, he switched them he had taken mine by mistake... I answered " Hello?".
" Uh, hi Joe it's your doctor" the voice trembled.
" Oh, hello doctor, Uncle Joe is not home, he took my phone instead".
" Oh, it's you, ok sorry to bother is there something i should tell him when he comes back?".
" Is there something i should tell him when he comes back?".
"Just tell Joe that his results are done".
" What results?".
" About the cancer test he took, you know about that?" he asked.
" Of course" i lied, uncle Joe never told me about some kind of a test he took, " and?" i asked.
" I'm afraid i have some bad news for you, Joe has two more months to leave...".
I hung up and started to cry, i'm not gonna lose Uncle Joe too, am i?
Four hours later he came back from work, i hugged him and told him about the doctor, he said he didn't want to put pressure on me, and that these two months will be the best ever...

One month later... Uncle Joe was stuck to his bed, the cancer took it's toll on him, he couldn't talk, couldn't move a step. And the tradition we had was that i will read to him one half of a book by my own choice, but one day in particular he was keen on having a book read from his... wardrobe?! I didn't get it, he was constantly pointing to the closet where he kept his clothes, i went and opened it and SURPRISE! pile of clothes stuffed one on top of the other AND NOTHING ELSE. He directed with his hands, where should i look, and sure enough a pile of books appeared underneath the clothes, but something was strange about them. I mean, they were in great condition, they were well kept that's for sure, but they were from the same author, a certain Edgar Allan Poe. I didn't know Uncle Joe was a Poe fanatic. I picked one, i sat next to Uncle Joe and started to read.
"Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore—
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
“’Tis some visitor,” I muttered, “tapping at my chamber door—
Only this and nothing more.”
Ah, distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December;
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Eagerly I wished the morrow;—vainly I had sought to borrow
From my books surcease of sorrow—sorrow for the lost Lenore—
For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore—
Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken, sad, uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me—filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
“’Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door—
Some late visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door;—
This it is and nothing more.”
Now, usually i would stop right there, but i didn't, i didn't even see Uncle Joe's face i couldn't stop even if i tried.
Then this ebony bird beguiling my sad fancy into smiling,
By the grave and stern decorum of the countenance it wore,
“Though thy crest be shorn and shaven, thou,” I said, “art sure no craven,
Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore—
Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
Much I marvelled this ungainly fowl to hear discourse so plainly,
Though its answer little meaning—little relevancy bore;
For we cannot help agreeing that no living human being
Ever yet was blessed with seeing bird above his chamber door—
Bird or beast upon the sculptured bust above his chamber door,
With such name as “Nevermore.”

I looked at my uncle, he was looking straight into my eyes, into my soul, i was scared, but after second or two he "came back", he looked at me with a "normal look", and gave me a reasurring tap on my knee. And then at the end just before i started reading he said to me " Boy, he will come, but don't be scared of him". I looked at him, but he turned his head on the other side so i continued.
“Be that word our sign of parting, bird or fiend!” I shrieked, upstarting—
“Get thee back into the tempest and the Night’s Plutonian shore!
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!
Leave my loneliness unbroken!—quit the bust above my door!
Take thy beak from out my heart, and take thy form from off my door!”
Quoth the Raven “Nevermore.”
And the Raven, never flitting, still is sitting, still is sitting
On the pallid bust of Pallas just above my chamber door;
And his eyes have all the seeming of a demon’s that is dreaming,
And the lamp-light o’er him streaming throws his shadow on the floor;
And my soul from out that shadow that lies floating on the floor
Shall be lifted—nevermore!"
My Uncle Joe passed away. His breathing stopped, his hand fell, his body was getting instantly cold, i wasn't sad strangely enough and no i wasn't relieved, it was just a "stupid feeling" i wasn't sad nor happy.
Days passed, Uncle Joe's funeral was scheduled, but my mind was only thinking of that "thing" that i wasn't supposed to get scared of, what was Uncle Joe talking about?! The funeral was scheduled for Friday 12 pm, the only day i wasn't in town. I promised myself, i will go to his grave as soon as i am back. And sure enough, Sunday 4:30 am i was back in my hometown, but i wasn't heading home, i had a feeling that i must go to his grave and i did. Just as i was entering the graveyard at 4:30 AM LIKE A MANIAC, i heard a violin playing. "What the..." i looked around there wasn't a single living soul there (no pun intended), but the violin played, i admit i was scared, but i didn't stop, like someone was pushing me towards the grave and suddenly it stopped and i stopped as well. A man with a black raincoat and black hat headed over to my uncle's grave.
" Wait, what?!"
He kneeled and put flowers on the tombstone, and then it clicked...
" OH SH*T, THE POE TOASTER" it all made sense, that was the "thing" that my uncle was talking about.
He rose up, and started playing the violin, but beautifully, i mean the first time wasn't awful, but now it seemed different in a good way. I stood there listening, enjoying myself, the sound got louder and closer, but the guy/thing playing it stood still. I was confused i felt as if someone passed behind me, i turned to look but there was nobody there, as i turned to look back at the grave a figure appeared in front of me, it was the Poe Toaster, but i couldn't see his face, he was playing the violin, i didn't know what to do, i was scared, confused and sad at the same time. A lightning struck the Poe Toaster, but nothing changed he played the violin, another lightning struck but this time it hit the grave of Uncle Joe, then rain started to pour down as if it hadn't rained in 3000 years, and another lightning struck but this time i heard a voice coming behind the Poe Toaster.
" Come closer boy, don't be scared" it was Uncle Joe, i turned back and started to run, this one was way too much for me, i ran and ran and ran, until i reached the first pub, i entered, three drunk men were playing cards, but one of them seemed familiar, he had messy black hair and a black moustache, believe me he looked awfully familiar, i got my mind off of him and ordered a glass of beer. I drank it in one go, and all just vanished, i don't mean the pub, or the guy that served me the beer, no, the sadness disappeared, the violin stopped, i felt way better, i got to the door of the pub so i can go home and took one last look at the pub and something was strange, my glass was still there, the bartender was here, but now there were only two drunken man playing cards, hm weird... I got out of the pub, and there was a black coat next to the door, okay this is getting weird i need to sleep. As i got into my apartment, i went to bed without taking my clothes off, i fell asleep immediately. My drunk father was beating up my mother, my grandparents were standing in the hallway of my house i looked out the window, millions of ravens flew over the house and as for Uncle Joe he was looking very crossed, and on the floor all of the books by Poe were torn, then my mother screamed in agony, and i woke up, but i heard a whisper say
"Nevermore" i shot up right away, only to see a violin on my bed, and next to it a picture of Uncle Joe, but Uncle Joe as a little kid holding the exact same violin.
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2021.09.24 05:10 Deckers2006 The game won't load and keeps saying connection lost or something

Moomoo won't load is anyone else having this problem
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2021.09.24 05:10 BassoonBot Career Planning Advice

Hey guys,
I'm a Canadian senior high school student who is planning to go into aerospace engineering. My dream is to work for NASA or SpaceX, but I'd be happy to work for a company like Boeing or Airbus. I've been looking on the internet and I've heard that there aren't many job opportunities in Canada, and the good jobs in the US require citizenship.
Do you think it's worth pursuing? I also heard that it's better to get a degree in mechanical engineering, that way there are more opportunities. As back ups, I've also considered going into statistics or computer science. What are your opinions (preferably from Canadians)?
Thank you guys very much!
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2021.09.24 05:10 LordKhufu Grade the coin

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2021.09.24 05:10 AutoNewspaperAdmin [AU] - Husband guilty of manslaughter in retrial after stabbing, beating wife | Sydney Morning Herald

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2021.09.24 05:10 rothmal Guy shows off his dance moves for internet points while giving money to homless mom and daughter.

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2021.09.24 05:10 cwescrab What are the chances of getting bed bugs from gamefly rental?

I'm sure it's rare but I'm a little scared to use the service in fear of getting one.
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2021.09.24 05:10 YayOrangeOnceAgain Bring coloring book, there's gonna be a lot of short rests

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2021.09.24 05:10 AutoNewspaperAdmin [World] - Who will lead Europe after Merkel? The two rivals jockeying for the role | Sydney Morning Herald

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2021.09.24 05:10 sulli3ms [WTS] Surefire Mag5-60 $88 Each Shipped- 100% new/sealed in original plastic(RI)

Brand new and 100% sealed in their original plastic from surefire. These are ready to go!
20 total available
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2021.09.24 05:10 g_scotty_brahms Insider article quotes a Dobrik publicist

Anyone find it interesting that Dobrik’s publicist, Megan Smith, is on the record with the Insider regarding David’s return to the United States? One of the two bylines from that story belongs to Kat Tenbarge, while the other is Kieran Press-Reynolds.
If Smith was on the record with Tenbarge, I wouldn’t be surprised if Tenbarge would leverage the opportunity to follow up on questions related to the 2018 Dom and the 2021 Wittek incidents. Any reasonable journalist would.
Is this a change in Dobrik’s strategy with the press? Or am I reading too much into this?
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2021.09.24 05:10 AutoNewspaperAdmin [AU] - ‘We would stop and gasp at the sunsets’: Reminiscing on a beachside institution razed to rubble | Sydney Morning Herald

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2021.09.24 05:10 encinitastony Filming downtown? (Thu, 9/23)

Saw many film studio/production company-types and trucks downtown this evening. It looked like they were converging on The Saloon between D & E on the Coast Hwy. Anyone have any intel?
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2021.09.24 05:10 im_mxtt Zip up so nicee

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2021.09.24 05:10 mayacraftscooking How to Use MA and MACD Combo Strategy | Forexway

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2021.09.24 05:10 AutoNewspaperAdmin [World] - WHO backs Regeneron drug for COVID-19, urges action on price | Al Jazeera

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2021.09.24 05:10 humanloading Baby proofing help

TLDR; help me baby proof this room with all this cheap particle board furniture. We don’t know where/how to attach anchors to the furniture without the particle board falling apart
Neither my husband or I are even the slightest bit “handy” but alas, we have a very active 14 month old who I think is suicidal with the way he tries to climb everything. We are trying to baby proof his nursery as I am worried he might climb out of his crib any day now (hasn’t yet… but he’s climbed out of higher things). We are really struggling - all of his furniture is particle board, so screwing anchors into it seems complicated. I’ve read suggestions ranging from running rope between screws on the back (but the back seems quite flimsy), to pre-drilling holes in the particle board and using long screws to attach brackets to the sides of the furniture, to suggestions of doing something with a 2x4? (both of these last suggestions seem to require a skill level far beyond ours). We reached out to two local “handymen” asking to set their price and they have both flaked on us.
See link for pics. I’m thinking we need to anchor the two dressers and bookshelf definitely, and then probably the changing table as well.
I think the bookshelf we could maybe do L shaped brackets on the sides where it is thickest with drywall anchors? I’m just unsure if the fragility of the particle board is a concern screwing into even the “thicker” sides. I saw a terrifying video where the anchors in the wall held… but the furniture anchor ripped through particle board with the pressure of a kid climbing on it
Cheap furniture ugh. About to just toss it all! Any ideas? Or ideas on how to hire more reliable handymen? I’m not sure if a contractor would just laugh at us if we brought this up as a potential project…
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2021.09.24 05:10 biwook Ex-AKB48 idol-turned-ramen shop owner takes legal action against business defamers

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2021.09.24 05:10 -chilazon- My lightsticks and merch finally arrived from SM Global Shop!

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2021.09.24 05:10 A-Finance-Acct Utility sink drain leak, this plastic ring is cracked. What is the name of the part I need?

Flipped through hundreds of plumbing parts on hd and can’t figure out what this is. It’s a slow dripping leak for now when I put it back together.
The little plastic ring is cracked. Can I just buy that?
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2021.09.24 05:10 BradBiondo Fully maxed out at 14 at 15 was blowing the Breaker 8924 Mhs or 8.924 Ghs

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2021.09.24 05:10 ai_jobs [Hiring] Customer Success, Director of Data Analytics (Remote)

GitHub helps companies, organizations, and groups of individuals succeed by allowing them to build better software, together. The Customer Success (CS) organization comprises Professional Services, Customer Experience and Outcomes, and Support. CS s …
Read more / apply: https://ai-jobs.net/job/9792-customer-success-director-of-data-analytics/
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